Have you met the

Data Puppets yet?

Get ready for a hype-cycle ride through the realm of enterprise data like you've never seen before! Join the CDO (Chief Dog Officer) as he emBARKS on an epic quest to forge a data-driven utopia. But beware! His path is blocked by legacy opposition, threatening to “put him down.” Our fearless, and flea-less, protagonist faces off against formidable foes like Cat-Sultants, ANT-alysts, and a dizzying array of data utensils, while wrangling with the next-generation puppy interns, creating digital chaos in this rollicking and riotous odyssey that will have you thinking: “I actually work in a place like this” But the real adventure begins when he encounters his fairy governance mother and her trusty data stewards. A puppet mind-bending epiphany, discovering that the solutions to all our data dilemmas have been hiding in plain sight all along! So don’t miss this boiling-the-ocean frolic featuring the voice talents of a galaxy of Data Stars with Music & Lyrics by Taylor & Feng.

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CDO

Chief Dog Officer

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IT Bee

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CEO

Chief Elephant Officer

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The Industry ANT-alyst

Why Puppets, you ASK?

Puppetry has been used to transmit knowledge in many cultures and traditions throughout history. And put a smile on many a serious face. Looking at you, data!

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Introducing Our Faithful Leader

Let's hear about the CDO's data journey from Puppy Intern to AI-Super Pooch, straight from his muzzle

My journey as a CDO (Chief Dog Officer) embarked at PetFlix, where I served as a puppy intern developing the Pavlovian Algorithm to predict content engagement. I knew then I had to get my paws on more data and so I became an analyst at Face Bone sniffing out new information and chasing down answers.

At the risk of biting off more than I can chew, my objective is to create a data-driven utopia of interoperability where insights flow freely from workflow to edge across integrated ecosystems (and fix our quarterly reports).